Compliments of Music Consultant Graham:
Another day, another surf through the Stranger musician classifieds..
Professional keyboard player looking for band. 25 y/o, 20 yrs exper. (rockin' the keys at the age of 5!!)
Looking for straight forward Americana folk style RocknRoll...And no psychedelic 60s or 70s BS. Its been done folks. (um...and folk-style RnR hasn't?)
(this whole ad is good):
FU! Lead Singer in Tacoma. Sound bad, but at least I make no bones about it. I love music and enjoy rockin in metal punk blues soul or rock styles & anything but non emo way. I can hold a note and/or scream. Have years of expierence.If your looking for the singer on the hill that sounds perfect & poses out stop right here because Im not nice and I don't do poses, Ill go right up your... No kids under 21 or grandpas over 30. No tweakers or equipment trolls either, sorry, Im not giving you a new PA or my mic. If you have music I can sing to it. Reply if you dare. Philip.TheLizardKing@gmail.com (can't think of anything to add here...)
I am a SINGER looking for a band, looking for a break, or something serious. I don't want anyone to respond unless they are hoping for a break or a chance to make it! HERE IS MY SITE!! With my voice and pictures!! I want to go to the top and nothing less! (can't wait to see those pictures...humina humina!)
You want me sing for your band. I am a versitle girl who sings hourly... (hourly?? egads!)
Singer/guitarist looking for bassist to jzm and play out with... (jzm?? ew!)
Only lookin for somethin serious not playin games i want to be in something thats goin to go some where other than the garage i would like to find a band by me but will travel i live in marysville washington (uh...)
Hello. i am a bass player. my name is john. i am eighteen years old.i am in desperate need of a new project. i have an email address. it isTIAT_contact@hotmail.com. i dont check it much. i have a big back. (er...a big what?)
Hi. My name is Jason. I'm 29. I'm trying to make some of the songson my webpage better. I want to focus more on my lyrics and singing. Check it outand tell me if you think you can add to what I've done. I did it all myself. Notthe webpage. Just the music and the artwork. I don't have any drums and can'treally play the guitar, as you can probably tell. Anyways, check it out and getback to me. (awwww!!!)
Not at all interested in glam rock or metal,in other words: the material must be what people want to listen to and be dance worthy and not what you think would "rock some ass!" (um...)
Drummer looking for players into disco/dance/funk/hot times. (this guy meant to place in the personals...)
Drummer in N.Seattle tight, solid mid 30s who is about the music rather than displaying technical obnoxious chops over pockets, bridges, tunnels,skyways.... on the prowl... (huh?)
and lastly,
...call 425-205-3085 it's my cell phone so chances are i'll pick up, if someone answers and says random stupid things ask for stan because chances are it's 1 of my friends answering it
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